A Losing Streak [2.3] [ edit ] Grandad: You play cards again last night? Del: Hmm... Yeah. You know me, eh: he who dares, wins. Grandad: How did you get on? Del: I lost.

Rodney: (about Debbie) I've just met the first girl in my life who really means something to me, and it turns out to be my bloody niece! Del: Alright, Rodney. Come on, that's why I had to tell you, you see, 'cos this sort of thing ain't allowed - it's... well, it's incense! Say you had got married to her - you can see what sort of confusion that would have led to, I would have been your father-in-law! Rodney: Bloody hell! Del: Your mother-in-law would have been your aunt, your wife would have been your second cousin - God knows what that would have made Grandad - the fairy godmother I should think.Del: What do you mean "won't see us arrive" I want people to see me arrive Rodney: In a three wheeled van? Still got no choice have we? Del: Yes we have. We can take Boycie's E type Jaguar

Del: Can't you just find The Bear? Albert: Well what does it look like? Del: Well it looks like a bloody rabbit don't it!!! Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a sawn off shotgun at Lady Victoria's house.] Rodney: Oi! Where'd you get that gun? Del: Iggy Higgins. Rodney: Iggy Higgins robs banks. Del: Yeah I know but it's Saturday, innit. After Del lies to Lisa that he used to be a Royal Marine Commando, and had a bad landing from a faulty parachute.] Lisa: I always thought Marines were, you know, taller. Rodney: He used to be much taller, but like he said, he had a bad landing.

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Del: Ah, Park Lane, I think that's one of my properties Rodney. Rodney: Course it is. You own everything on the board. Del: No I don't, no I don't. Look, you've got Coventry Street, Grandad has the waterworks and all that. Ah yeah, Park Lane with one hotel, two thousand please. Rodney: Two... hold on, according to this it's only fifteen hundred. Del: Yes I know, but I've put you in the penthouse suite haven't I?